December 19, 2007

“I am Beowulf, and I am here to kill your monster (oh, and everything you ever loved about “Beowulf…”)”

Filed under: Animals, Food, games, Humor, Librarian, YouTube — liberrydwarf @ 3:47 pm

I am grouchy this week, upset with Neil Gaiman/Robert Zemeckis (NEVER thought I’d say that sentence) – just WHAT exactly was wrong with the old Beowulf? Why why WHY did you have to change it? Yes, the addition of Angelina Jolie’s boobs probably does add an extra zero at the end of your box office takings, but couldn’t you have left it at that?? (No spoilers ahead, rant over…) Let’s all console ourselves with links, quickly…

1) I’m writing a conference paper on Facebook (yes, on work time, my life is that good!) and in my research (*giggles*…”research”, she calls it) I found out that no, Social Networking isn’t just for college kids, emo teenagers and middle-aged singles. Now it’s for pets too. This week you get a double-whammy of links – and, social networking sites for cats and dogs respectively. Cat mummies and dog daddies make their hairy babies a profile and friend other dogs. No butt-sniffing necessary (but “poking” does take on a different nuance here…) Note: you think regular blogs are boring? Dog blogs are worse, my friend…

2) This one care of my (supposedly) gorgeous sis-in-law… apparently, now, Flatulence is the Reason for the Season. Complete with exploding heads and eerily catchy christmas theme song, enjoy The “Christmas with the Sproutifarts” Game. Noisy, gross and very addictive. Guarantee you will never eat another sprout with a clean conscience…

3) Last but not least, an oldy-but-a-goody makes it onto youtube. A blonde walks into a library…


1 Comment »

  1. Mr Sproutifart is pure gold!



    Comment by babychaos — December 19, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

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