LiberryDwarf

February 27, 2007

“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”

Filed under: Kittens, News Articles, Overseas, Trivia, Words/Language — liberrydwarf @ 9:22 pm

I would like to point out that it’s late. Too late to still be at work. Seriously, there’s like 1 student here. Why must I sit here for one more hour? I would cry but we’re out of tissues. Forced to cheer my self up with links again…

1) We haven’t had a good cat post in a while, have we? Head on over to Rippin Kitten blog and their entry on how to wash a cat (http://rippin-kitten.blogspot.com/2007/02/washing-cat.html). I have yet to decide what’s worse (better? worse? I dunno!) – the poor pathetic wet cats, the tips for washing them in the toilet, or the dumb-heads who believed people WOULD ACTUALLY DO THIS and got all outraged. Download yourself a sense of humor, geez…

2) Head on over to the Homophoner (http://homophoner.yacomink.com/) for guaranteed not-geeky-I-promise fun with words. Stick in your text, it’ll replace words with homophones wherever it finds them. Hours of giggles. And if you’re a high-school teacher, it could prove a valuable translation tool as you find out what your students REALLY mean when they say “Their whir many slaves inn ancient roam”.

3) And last but not least, a charming story of gross misuse of library facilities from the Anchorage Daily News (http://ap.alaskajournal.com/stories/state/ak/20070224/151748280.shtml) Warms the cockles of your heart, every single one of you can go to bed happy that you’re nowhere NEAR as big a nerd as this guy. Those wacky Alaskans!

More for you next week, provided I don’t fall asleep in the book returns and accidentally get shelved…

P.S – Just saw our security guard run hell-for-leather out the front door like his life depended on it. NOW I am worried…

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3 Comments »

  1. “Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”

    Haha, good one. 🙂

    Comment by Tarot — May 10, 2007 @ 10:56 pm

  2. rofl, nice headline!

    Comment by Misterious Online Casino Player — July 19, 2007 @ 10:58 pm

  3. Hahaha, havn’t heard that line in a long time

    Comment by A random guy — June 27, 2008 @ 3:38 pm


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